John had to make a very hard phone call to me today at work,
John - I LOVE YOU
Connie - Yeeeeesss
John - DON'T BE MAD
Connie - What did you do?
John - I was only trying to help
Connie - What did you do?
John - Where does a guy, if they wanted to, buy a cable thing that you need for your camera?
Connie - What did you do?
John - Can a guy buy one?
Connie - What did you do?
John - I was vacuuming the floor...
Connie - and
John - I thought I was far enough away from the cable..
Connie - and
John - And the vacuum sucked it right up
Connie - WHAT?
John - I thought I could stop it and pull it out but it was completely gone
Connie - How bad is it
John - Remember I was vacuuming for you
Connie - How bad is it
John - It's in 3 pieces and the bare wires are showing
Connie - Radio Shack sells them and I need it by tonight
John - Okay, I'll go buy one but remember I was helping you!!
Connie - It's okay, I still Love You
I know it's Self Portaint Tuesday but I couldn't resist this moment... it reminded me of a song I just love, it's by Kellie Pickler.... I could add to the song lyrics today.
I should pick things up before I vacuum, instead of going around them!!
[Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind] Kellie Pickler Lyrics
I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
Not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind
Lets turn off the tv
Now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
Til we both drift off
If we don't make love
That'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind
That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin this weekend
Not on the lake reelin my line
Things that never cross a man's mind
Here lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
Things that never cross a man's mind
That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin this weekend
Not on the lake reelin my line
Things that never cross a man's mind
I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin to starve
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
3 comments:
Too funny...poor guy,he must really love you - K, would of wrecked it - 1) blamed it on one of the girls or say a ghost or 2) went and brought a new cord and never even told me about it...LOL
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Oh this post is such a great one! I love that your relationship is so strong :) It's very sweet!
I just read the comment you left us on Brandon's post about getting his post-doc and us being in Muncie for another year. I would LOVE to come see your place sometime. I've always wanted to come and now that we are so close it would be lots of fun. Plus, I would never turn down an opportunity to see Lynn and Jesse! I really hope the 3 of us can make it there sometime this summer :)
I can't stop giggling. This is where I get my go-around-the-stuff-vacuuming-skills from. I totally sucked up Jesse's cell phone charger the other day and went in panic mode and couldn't figure out how to turn the dumb thing off. I didn't ruin the cord at all, whew!
Heck Yes Natalie! You come anytime! We would love to have you!
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