Mr and Mrs Bluebird keep watch over their house as the swallows torment them.
Let me tell you a story about fire, bees and hair. Yesterday John says..... holy crap I burned all the hair off my arm, I wonder when I did that? Hummmm Lynn told him that he should have known when he did that, he burned like a lot of hair off his arm. Now let's skip about 2 hours later and I'm sitting by the fire and decide to put my hand on my head and I get a big ole' sting on my finger. Holy crap I've just been stung by a bee. Now I haven't been stung in a long time and with my family history lately I wonder if I'm allergic. The other two family members just made it to the hospital in time so I start to think about this. Now since I'm thinking about it, can I swallow, is my throat getting tight, swallow, feel my face, swallow, is my face swelling up, swallow...oh my I'm smelling something funky.... hummm I better go look in the mirror and see if my face looks like a balloon. The results are...... I didn't get stung by a bee after all, a spark landed in my hair and my finger must have snuffed it out..... too late, I lost a gob of hair. So remember this the next time you sit by the fire..... wear a helmet and arm bands!!
1 comment:
hahaha! And Dad doesn't tell you that...um... honey your hair is smoking!! You two are something else!
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